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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7981 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!