Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Void Gems Collected: 34 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

    Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3569 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ores Mined: 5139
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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