Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5638
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
    Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

    Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

    Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

    So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 6824
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

    And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dimension Hops: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

    Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

    Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8298 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Banter Bonanza

    Blocky Banter Bonanza
    Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!
    Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

    Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1817 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’
    Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

    Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

    VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

    Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

    So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

    Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles
    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

    GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 286
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

    CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

    Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Cuties Club

    Crafty Cuties Club
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

    So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

    So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6336 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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