Updated October 26, 2024
Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?
Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”
so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!
Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!
Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.
Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)
Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.
So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!
Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!
Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4390 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Server IP | mineward.net (1.20.4+) |
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Discord | https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp |
To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.
Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.
To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.
To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.
Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.
So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!
Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 151 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.