Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Villages Defended: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mines Excavated: 1252
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Villages Defended: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Farms Harvested: 921
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Crops Grown: 6992
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 278
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Farms Harvested: 275 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Farms Harvested: 675
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Animals Bred: 129
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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