Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Runes Activated: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • This Is The Way Minecraft Server

    This Is The Way Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6944

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 315331
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6142 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 431 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ores Mined: 9392
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Crops Grown: 7501
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mines Excavated: 1313
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Emeralds Found: 1864
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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