Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 147
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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