Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 19 New Chunks Explored: 289793
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Buildings Constructed: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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