Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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