Fate Minecraft SMP: Which Fate servant would you fuck?

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Welcome to our totally normal and not at all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a weekly event where we debate which Fate servant we would totally bang! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, here we discuss the important stuff like which anime character we want to get freaky with.

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, questionable builds, and questionable conversations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated anime character. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3059	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	5005	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly customers at your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! No more broken glasses or entitled customers, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can stack glasses as high as you want without any consequences. Let your creativity run wild and build the tallest tower of glass blocks – no clean up required!

And don’t worry about offending anyone with disabilities, because in our virtual world, everyone is treated equally. You can even have a friendly chat with our AI bartender who never gets tired of serving drinks.

So say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

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Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.