Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

armor, breeze, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Fartingwind, FINAL, minecraft server, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, rules, smp, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1234
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	176
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	New Chunks Explored:	164132
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4925
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	898	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1710	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dragon Eggs Found:	6920
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Items Found:	3794	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crops Grown:	6985

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7416	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!