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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Zombie Dances: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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