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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Buildings Constructed: 36 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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