Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ores Mined: 6347 Dragon Eggs Found: 8730
Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Farms Harvested: 227 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 284877 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Emeralds Found: 5064

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Ores Mined: 7997 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mines Excavated: 1631
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ores Mined: 8583

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4376
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3716 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9685 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 1808
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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