FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1550

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	105	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6962
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyArch

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Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	656489	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3