FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Towns Built:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	1818
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	88
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	607438	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Buildings Constructed:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ores Mined:	2746
Dragons Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	708929
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.