Are you tired of failing at life and just need a break? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual creepers and zombies! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually good for your mental health. So come join us and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Farms Harvested: 939
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 140 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4237 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Animals Bred: 170 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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