Are you tired of failing at life and just need a break? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual creepers and zombies! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are actually good for your mental health. So come join us and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft master!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
Void Gems Collected: 39 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Runes Activated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cute Chick Minecraft Server

    Cute Chick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 683 Potions Brewed: 174
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

    Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 285

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

    PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NightLightCraft

    NightLightCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

    Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium
    lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1119 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Elderly Survival Quest

    Elderly Survival Quest
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crops Grown: 5503
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Labyrinth Smp

    Labyrinth Smp

    Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

    Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

    Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

    Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

    Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

    Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Server Version 1.21

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

    The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

    2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

    No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

    3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

    English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    4. What additional features are available on the server?

    Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

    5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

    Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

    6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

    The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

    For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 140 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

    Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 137
    Enchantments Applied: 107 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

    ””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

    Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

    Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

    PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

    Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoTomorrowMC SMP

    NoTomorrowMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes.

    Imagine a world where chickens can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to eternal life (or at least a really cool sword).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find out what you would do if there was no tomorrow…and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Emeralds Found: 2492 Dragon Eggs Found: 2621

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocktopia: The Safest Haven

    Blocktopia: The Safest Haven
    Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

    Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study

    Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Farms Harvested: 737

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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