FactNinjaMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2256	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2544

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	789	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36