Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1888

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

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Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LoveSMP – what is love?

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Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

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GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

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A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockParty101

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Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3060	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

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so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5