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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
New Chunks Explored: 737932 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY