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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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