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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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