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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Crops Grown: 1639
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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