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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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