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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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