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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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