Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

advice, Attorneys, Clients, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Court, Divorce, divorce lawyers, ExMineCraft, Family Law, grateful partners, Legal, lovebirds, Marriage, marriage partners, mediation, messed up relationships, relationships, separation, Support, Understanding

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6374
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	7123	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, Duelingbook, Duelist Network General, EDOPro, Events, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, PIXEL, Play Plaptrix, Probability Calculator, PvP, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	4370	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

Cabal, Conspiracy, control, elite society, exclusive group, global elite, hidden agenda., illuminati, influence, join the cabal, manipulate world events, Minecraft, Mysterious, new world order, part, power, secret meetings, secret organization, secret society, shadow government, smp, underground group, world domination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	626
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	3779	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	120

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	3847	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4579	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	950664	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	85

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!