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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	581
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyMarineMC Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14