Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	1403
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	3220	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7345	Love Letters Sent:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4502
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	4297
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	4844
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	637	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6205
Potions Brewed:	125	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.