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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dragons Tamed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Villages Defended: 12
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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