So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Potions Brewed: 57
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 2980

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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