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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5743
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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