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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragons Tamed: 0
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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