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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 203
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Magic Items Found: 3483 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1560
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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