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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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