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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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