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we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Zombie Dances: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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