Eternal SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Votes:	7045	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	1324
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	281

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Votes:	9057	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	4856
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ores Mined:	8187	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

administration, consumer prices, cost of living, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, egg prices, eggs, fuel costs, Galore, gas, gas prices, Government, grocery bills, inflation, market forces, policy, Politics, president, price hikes, supply and demand, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

SubmarineCraft Server

Alliance, Canada, cooperation, Defense, defense collaboration, defense industry, germany, international relations, Military, naval fleet, Négotiation, norway, Partnership, Procurement, Project, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, technology transfer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

MineCraftyDealzVP or BlackmailCraftVP

BlackmailCraftVP, Blackmailed, coercion, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Meeting, MineCraftyDealzVP, minerals deal, Munich, negotiation tactics, political pressure, power play, summit, Ukraine, Ultimatum, united states, US, vice president

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of, like diamonds, emeralds, even obsidian! but get this, right? we got this crazy story where the US was like, “yo Ukraine, sign this deal for minerals or you ain’t meeting our vice president in Munich!” like, what even is that, right? but hey, if you wanna avoid that kind of drama and just mine in peace, then you gotta join our server, where the only blackmailing happening is when your friend steals your diamonds! lolz!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Votes:	7025
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2