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Lost Family Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Assistance, Community, emergency situation, family, Find Me, Gaming Community, help needed, Lost, missing kids, missing wife, multiplayer, online friends, online gaming, Quest, search, Support, team fortress 2, teamwork, Urgent, video games, virtual world, voice chat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!

ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, challenge, digital life, escapism, fantasy world, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, last played, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, permanent living, role playing, Screwed, simulation, Survival, video game, virtual environment, virtual reality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	846	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Votes:	9991
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Baby Mind Rethink

Awareness, babies, baby, brain development, cognition, cognitive development., Consciousness, consciousness studies, Development, early childhood, INFANTS, introspection, learning, Mind, Minds.., neuroscience, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, research, rethink, SELF AWARENESS, studying

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4824	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

Nomisma

Abilities, auction house, chat games, Discord, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Party, pay to win, Prizes, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, Survival, US East, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Animals Bred:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Server Name	mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Type	Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Features	Normal mode default 70 mobs per player Never resetting world Large biomes 500k limit for now Shop & Sell gui’s Player to Player Auction House Chat Games for prizes Skills & Abilities Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat No Spawn No land claims No pay to win /home up to 3 Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
Rules	No Cheating or Hack Mods
Clients	Optifine, Vanilla
Join Today	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4
Server Location	US EAST

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

Q: How many homes can players set?

A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

Starlight Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars General, Holostars Stray Cats Edition, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight, Stray Cats Edition, Unarchived Karaokes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Animals Bred:	138
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, child, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, debate, driving range, Etiquette, Frustration, golf course, KidzCraft, Minecraft, opinion, parenting, patience, player, readiness, Respect, Server, skill level, Sportsmanship, Time management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Votes:	4280	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

FriendBillGriefCraft

AITAH, assume, awkwardness, Cold attitude, cover bill, covering, Defensive, dinner bill, evenly, expensive, Financial, Friend, FriendBillGriefCraft, Investments, Meals, Paying, refusing, splitting bill, Tension

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9557
Buildings Constructed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExesAndOhs, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love gone wrong, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, Psycho, relationship, restraining order, Revenge, smp, Stalker, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	6310
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyLoveSurprise

appreciation, CraftyLoveSurprise, emotional, Grateful, Happy, heartwarming gesture, Kindness, love, loving gesture, partner, relationship, relationship goals, Romantic, Significant Other, special moment, Surprise, sweet surprise, thoughtful action, thoughtful gesture, unexpected, unexpected gift

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of your significant other surprising you with boring gifts like flowers or chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, your significant other can surprise you with a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Who needs real-life surprises when you can have virtual extravagance?

Join our server and experience the ultimate surprise of your significant other building a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps just for you. Forget about date nights, on our server, you can go on epic adventures together, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons side by side.

So why settle for mundane surprises when you can join our server and be amazed by the insane creativity and dedication of your significant other? Who knows, maybe they’ll even build you a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, peace agreements, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, security guarantees, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia War, united states involvement, Vance, war-torn region, Warcrafty, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2610	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥

CraftyPutinWins

Conflict, CraftyPutinWins, current events, DECLARATION, declaration of victory, Diplomacy, Global, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, News, pentagon, Politics, power, putin, russia, state of affairs, strategy, Victory, world affairs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower

Junk & Slop-Free Zone

Accountability, algorithmic bias, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, CONTENT, data analysis, Digital, Digital Detox, ENGAGEMENT, filtering, Junk, machine learning, ONLINE, online habits, Quality Content, RESPONSIBILITY, SLOP, SlopFree, social media, Technology, user behavior, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

join our epic minecraft server where the algorithms are too busy partying to serve you any junk and slop! they’re too busy dancing to the beat of the creepers exploding and the zombies moaning.

come join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, keeping the peace with their magical powers.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old same old, come join us for a wild ride. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who tells the best jokes.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to junk and slop forever!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4