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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5366
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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