come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Animals Bred: 129 Farms Harvested: 809
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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