so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Moon Chill Zone

    Moon Chill Zone
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

    Evil Doctors Minecraft Server
    > So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

    > And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

    > And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

    Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

    So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mines Excavated: 3601
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CartoonCraftLaughs

    CartoonCraftLaughs
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

    We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Mines Excavated: 1068 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NukeFearNotMC

    NukeFearNotMC
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

    Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard
    LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 328 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

    Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

    Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

    We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ParentalVacayNoWay

    ParentalVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

    Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

    So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DadBodMC SMP

    DadBodMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

    But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCreeperCocktail

    CraftyCreeperCocktail
    Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4997
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

    TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Towns Built: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Ores Mined: 6987
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Drive Thru Truth

    Drive Thru Truth
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Holy Grails Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

    SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

    Description
    Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
    Is this server only for content creators? No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
    Where can I find more information? You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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