so, like, if u join dis minecraft server, u will, like, totally become a master at recognizing facial emotions, bro. like, ur social anxiety will, like, disappear and u will be able to read emotions better than anyone else. it’s like magic, man. u will be, like, the emotion whisperer of the server. join now and become an emotion ninja, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

    We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

    Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

    The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8842
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Falcom Server #2069

    Crafty Falcom Server #2069
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

    Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

    Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

    So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

    BloodyPixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

    Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 639 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7144
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

    Creeper’s In-Law Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

    But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

    ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 519718 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RegrettableCraft

    RegrettableCraft
    If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TyreCraft Minecraft Server

    TyreCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension Hops: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

    X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut
    lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Misinfo Masters

    Crafty Misinfo Masters
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Moon Chill Zone

    Moon Chill Zone
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

    Evil Doctors Minecraft Server
    > So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

    > And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

    > And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

    Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

    So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Ores Mined: 5689
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CartoonCraftLaughs

    CartoonCraftLaughs
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

    We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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