Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

    Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

    Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

    – Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

    – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    – Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2080

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

    Pixel Planet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

    – Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

    – But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

    So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

    The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

    Logs `/co i` are available to each player

    Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

    Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dimension Hops: 3
    Farms Harvested: 492 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

    Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

    Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

    So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

    It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

    Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

    Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

    My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

    If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Eat This First Minecraft Server

    Eat This First Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

    Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6067 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magic Items Found: 4317

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

    The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magic Items Found: 2375
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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