Elysiums.net | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Mines Excavated:	3968
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	407

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	5767
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3978
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Emeralds Found:	9996
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	1695	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Villages Defended:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepers Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

CHANGE, consequences, Corruption, CREEPERS, destroy, Destruction, devastation, disastercraft, Downfall, endermen, Events, forever.., Government, Griefers, History, Impact, influence, lessons learned, love, Politics, power, Reflection, regret, ruined country, society, Tragedy, unite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Farms Harvested:	335
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4