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KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Crops Grown:	1653	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	4467	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4920	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mines Excavated:	1936	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, close-knit, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Regular Backups, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all players
Server Age	5 months old and still evolving
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups
Staff Team	Friendly and experienced staff available
Events	Exciting server events and competitions
Plugins	Select few plugins for enhanced gameplay
Proximity Chat	Support for Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay

FAQ

Q: How can I join ArdynFall SMP?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out an application.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, all players need to be approved before joining.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join as well.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules posted in our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server events are planned regularly, with new events each month.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for server events or features?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members.

Q: Is there a separate creative server available for players?

A: Yes, there is a creative server for testing build ideas and cooperative projects.

Cute Robot Boywife’s Milsim Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Advanced technology, AI companion, Artificial Intelligence, boywife, Boywifes, cute, cute robot, First Person Shooter, futuristic gaming, Futuristic technology, gaming buddy, Gaming Community, gaming partner, Haven, MILSIM, milsim shooters, multiplayer, online gaming, ROBOT, robot boyfriend, robot companion, robot partner, video games, virtual reality, virtual relationship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where cute robot boywives roam free, ready to team up with you for some epic milsim shooter action.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your adorable robot companion by your side.

You’ll never have to worry about being lonely again, because these little guys are always there to have your back in the heat of battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!