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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Animals Bred:	51	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	416365	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9217
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4442	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	755	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	3191	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2216	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	6641
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7691	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	256
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	1021
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Votes:	8329
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	5885