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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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