OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 3035 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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